Azealia Banks, the Queen of saying sh*t for shock value, decided she needed to remind people who she
is. She can't let Doja Cat and Lana Del Rey get all the attention. So, she hopped her ass on to Instagram and did a storytime in only the way Azealia Banks could do it.
Azealia warned there is a lot of tea she "be wanting to spill on y'all Black niggas." She then alleged that she slept with Dave Chappelle, who is married, and described the exsay as "some good Black ickday. Some good strong manding." For those unclear what "manding" is referring to, it's Mandingo.
HOW YOU A BOTTOM BUT YOU WANNA BE A TOP
Now, everyone is going to run with the Dave Chappelle story because we all know who he is, and that will bring the clicks. However, I was entertained by the story Azealia Banks told before she spoke on Chappelle. Azealia told this long story about sucking gay ickday accompanied by a polaroid picture...YIKES!
Azealia Banks said "If I'm sucking a d*ck for more than 10 min and it's not hard, YOU GAY!" She claims that one of the things she knows how to do and do well is "suck d*ck." She then went into this story about being with actor Adrian Grenier. She said she had to suck his d*ck for a half-hour...I can't
I do feel bad that Adrian Grenier had to apart of Azealia attempt to compete with the other problem
children for attention.
AZEALIA BANKS IS A MORE CREDIBLE RAPPER THAN DAVE EAST?
Azealia Banks calls out Dave East for trying to charge her 25K for a feature verse. She claims she is a more credible rapper than him.
AZEALIA BANKS TALKS OUT OF HER NECK ABOUT NICKI MINAJ AGAIN
Azealia Banks really gotta stop obsessing over Nicki Minaj. You have burnt that bridge, sweetheart. Azealia is upset that Nicki Minaj will not do a special Queen Radio to call out Doja Cat. Why would Nicki do a Queen Radio show to speak on a situation where people are spreading false stories just for attention?
I know fact-checking is not at the top of Azealia's "To-Do" list, but sweetheart, c'mon. The story about Doja Cat making a song mocking Sandra Bland is FALSE. MEN are now trying to spread a story that Doja Cat was talking sh*t about Beyonce. MEN are trying to get the girls fighting, and Azealia always shows she is a willing puppet for that. The only thing we heard was Doja Cat say "n*gger," and she was in a room where someone else said it too. I have heard Azealia use that hard "er" before lol. Hell she just talked about Dave East eating fried chicken wings...blah, blah, blah.
This has nothing to do with Ole Girl being problematic Latino who cosplays as a Black person. This has to do with Azealia Banks being jealous that Doja Cat, Megan, and 69 got features with Nicki Minaj, and she is stuck complaining about uckingsay aygay ickday and claiming she slept with a married man just to get in the blogs.
I had to use Pig Latin some spots because Google doesn't play.
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