JERMAINE DUPRI & T.I. LAUGH AT FEMALE RAP LYRICS

T.I. interviewed Jermaine Dupri on his podcast, expediTIously. Jermaine spoke about his impressive career from dancing on stage with Diana Ross to producing/writing for acts like Kriss Kross, TLC, Xscape, Da Brat, Bow Wow, and King Usher.



At one point in the interview, T.I. brought up Jermaine's controversial interview with People Magazine,

where he was asked if he had a favorite female rapper right now. One of the hosts in an attempt to lead him threw out the names of Ole Girl, Nicki Minaj, and Megan Thee Stallion. Jermaine responded, "I can't really say. The reason why I can't say is because I feel like they are all rapping about the same thing, and I don't feel like...I don't think they are showing us who is the best rapper. I think they are trying to show, for me, it's like strippers rapping."


Jermaine Dupri clarified to T.I. that he was asked about three rappers. They then proceeded to go back and forth about stripper rappers AKA "STRAP" and how that should be its own genre...blah, blah, blah. This conversation highlighted why I hate listening to men speak on female rap. I was baffled as to why JD never excluded Megan Thee Stallion and Nicki Minaj from this "STRAP" conversation. He has to know they are not stripper rappers, especially Nicki Minaj who has shown her diversity for many years.


But, just when I thought I couldn't roll my eyes anymore, this conversation happened:



T.I. must be laughing at his friend because when it comes to Megan Thee Stallion and Nicki Minaj, you can read their lyrics without the beat. Can we say the same for a lot of the male rappers?



So, I decided to print out some lyrics by Megan Thee Stallion & Nick Minaj. These are not old lyrics. These are fresh lyrics. I want to see what is so funny.




AINT EQUAL - MEGAN THEE STALLION


I lost my mommy and my granny in the same month (What?)

A bunch of bitches talking down 'cause I'm coming up

I know some people in my own city hating on me (Damn)

And if you hoping I fall off, you gon' be waiting on it, ayy

I'm the only child, I never wanted to be in no clique

You a rat, I ain't no mouse, I know we ain't finna click

A born leader, I ain't never want to be like a bitch

I been a freak, so I keep a nigga sucking my clit

Okay, let's talk about it, no petty shit, let's keep that shit a bill (Okay)

It's a difference in the bitch who rap and the bitch who rap for real

I'm dedicated, this my passion in me, can't nobody take it (Huh)

Bitch, you know your favorite rapper could never keep up with Megan



SAVAGE - MEGAN THEE STALLION


Eat me and record it, but your edge-up all I'm showing (Ah)

I keep my niggas private, so his AP all I'm showing (Baow)

Beefing with you bitches really getting kinda boring

If it ain't about the money, then you know I'm gon' ignore it

I'm the shit, ooh (Ayy)

I need a mop to clean the floor, it's too much drip, ooh (Too much drip, ooh)

I keep a knot, I keep a watch, I keep a whip, ooh (I keep a whip, baow)

Let's play a game, Simon says I'm still that bitch, ayy (Still that bitch)

I'm still that bitch, yeah (Ah)





NICE TO MEET YA - NICKI MINAJ


Who you gon' call when you ain't got the, uh

Me and Meghan run up in the spot like, uh

I pop off 'cause I am the reigning champ

Please no comparisons 'cause you know they can't

Had to cut the grass, there was snakes in the camp

They know I'm the billy, I be laughin'

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

One minute, I'm nice, the next, a monster

My guest house alone cost like three tickets

And that Rolls truck and that paint job real wicked

Used to dumb, dumb myself down for these chickens

Now when dem, dem talk, I smile, it be crickets

Boom, I turn every head when I walk in the room

Pretty in real life, hit my pics with the zoom

A ten when they rate her like tomb

Elevator to the penthouse, we ain't stoppin' anytime soon




YIKES - NICKI MINAJ


Woke up, the price of coke up (Woo, woo)

I just hit 'em with the low cut, then call my folks up (Folks)

Somebody 'bout to get poked up, go call a tow truck (Tow)

All that talkin' out your neck, might just get your throat cut (Ooh, ooh)

This a Makk truck, not a black truck (Woo)

When we move, tell ‘em, "Back up," click click, clack, duck

Hella bands, pull up, stashed up, super facts up

All you bitches Rosa Parks, uh-oh, get your ass up, uh



What is so fck'n funny now? If I would have posted some lyrics from Lil Baby, Quavo, and some of T.I.'s recent stuff now that would have been funny.


THE GALL, THE AUDACITY

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